If you've seen those Jalopnik pieces this weekend and bothered reading them entirely to the end, but before where I write "photo credit," you may notice that I referenced giving away a 1/24 scale DUBCity Cadillac Escalade EXT. You came to the right place. Indeed, I am giving it away. You also might not want it since EXTs with Dubs stopped being fly more than five years ago. And in this post are some details.
Tweet at me with suggestions for fun cars under $5,000 that you've always wanted to own, but were too afraid to own. Now the cars you suggest should be running and be able to register in California. I'll be amazed if someone sends me a listing for a Ferrari Mondial under $5,000, but there's no way I'm buying it, except as a LeMons vehicle. Keep in mind I can't find the box or packaging, though I have the metal bed cover and the car is in excellent condition except for all the dust. Yes, I may just be pawning this off on someone since I'm growing tired of looking at it every morning.
And if I don't have a Twitter?
You're free to e-mail me at email@example.com or comment on this post. Chances are I will respond to give you a long list of reasons why it can't be done.
The contest will end by the end of President's Day, Pacific Standard Time, at which I'll tweet or e-mail you that you won the contest and get the address to send you the EXT. Though let's face it. None of you probably want it.