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Sometime last year, Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire bought a bulletproof 1993 Mercedes-Benz S600 Guard on Craigslist for $2,500. In one video, Matt Farah “was sitting in” the car while a buddy shot at the driver’s side front window with a 9mm handgun. Later, when shooting at the car with high-powered rifles, most of the bulletproof material failed after a few shots and it ended up being torched.
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Unlike many people, I watch the local evening news from time to time. This is something only old people do, which is up there with heading to Olive Garden at 5 pm, driving 25 mph in a 35 mph zone, and taking out a bunch of clipped newspaper coupons in the express check-out lane, causing you to miss most of the second half of the Germany-Ghana match. Watching the local evening news, with its coverage of about a renovated community center, a Trinidadian cultural festival that took place last weekend, and a brush fire that happens to be surprisingly close to my house at the moment, is an action which tends to be up there with practicing for the spelling bee.
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Today I’m introducing a new feature to Clunkerture. As you have realized after reading the title, it’s called “Adventures in Special Editions.” It entails me finding the peculiar tie-ups that automakers have engaged in, and then promptly telling you about why the marketing departments got their strategy wrong. So let’s talk about the Mercury Villager Nautica, because I couldn’t think of anything better to write about today.
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Time and again, if you’re into LeMons as much as I am, you’ll be entertaining the prospect of racing road cars that can be considered un-raceable. Examples abound of such cars coming to race in LeMons, such as the Austin America, Sunbeam Imp, Simca GLS1000, and many, many more cars you never knew were sold in the United States.
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Last week, I saw a clip on YouTube where Russell Peters, a man who makes good money playing up every cultural stereotype ever, performed a routine about how cheap Indians can get. Things like ripping a perfectly good shirt at a store so they can ask for a discount. Things like trying to get $10 off a $35 bag. And things like being proud of themselves for not spending any money on a Louis Vuitton bag.
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I know the category this piece falls under is “That Had a Manual?” But the Buick Verano, prized by absolutely no one, excluding rental car companies, people who run sweepstakes contests, and retirement community dwellers, can be bought brand-new with a manual. So what you should really be thinking is “That has a manual?” And believe it or not, there’s more than a few hoops to jump through to get a clutch pedal.
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The plan with today’s piece is to stoke debate. Plenty of debate. This is because it puts something called money on the line, which makes this debate worth something, unlike all those manual vs. automatic transmission pieces I constantly come across. Honestly, having an article with a title like that is a no-brainer for that goal and having plenty of comments to respond to, which on Clunkerture, is like three on a good day.
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We all buy things with functions that we intend to use but never do. For instance, numerous individuals upgraded from the iPhone 4 to the 4S purely because they wanted to talk back to something during the morning commute. BMW customers pay a hefty premium for the M Sport package on their cars for that one time they think they’ll take it to the track. Who knows how many people bought Samsung’s Smart Fridge so they could tweet about what craft beer they pulled out, only to promptly spill it on the LCD display?
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Those of you reading this piece may see the car in the above picture as the Chevy Malibu, recipient of Motor Trend’s Car of the Year award back in 1997. The Malibu wasn’t a bad car according to reviews across the Internet (read: people complaining about their cars on Edmunds), but very much mediocre. It was something you’d buy new if you a) worked for GM and needed to park closer to the building or b) worked for a firm that needed to buy a fleet of cars for their business.
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Today’s topic is the Porsche 986 Boxster, commonly known as the Porsche with the 911 front end that you can get for four-figures, which constantly are in the “Manager’s Specials” sections in newspaper advertisements. However, this is the Porsche that is also known for something called and IMS and RMS failures, which has contributed to those four-figure prices on used 10+ year old Boxsters. So you’d think someone would have to be crazy to own one. But as this Driver Profile attests, Boxster drivers are actually fairly normal people.
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