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No, Don't Pay The "Market Value Adjustment" When Buying Your Next Car

June 24, 2014

Last week, I saw a clip on YouTube where Russell Peters, a man who makes good money playing up every cultural stereotype ever, performed a routine about how cheap Indians can get. Things like ripping a perfectly good shirt at a store so they can ask for a discount. Things like trying to get $10 off a $35 bag. And things like being proud of themselves for not spending any money on a Louis Vuitton bag.

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In OPINIONS Tags OPINIONS, dealer, markup, market value adjustment, showroom, salesperson, dealership, stealership
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Image credit BMW.

Image credit BMW.

Here's Why Diesels Are Better Than Hybrids

June 18, 2014

The plan with today’s piece is to stoke debate. Plenty of debate. This is because it puts something called money on the line, which makes this debate worth something, unlike all those manual vs. automatic transmission pieces I constantly come across. Honestly, having an article with a title like that is a no-brainer for that goal and having plenty of comments to respond to, which on Clunkerture, is like three on a good day.

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In OPINIONS Tags OPINIONS, bmw, diesel, hybrid, lincoln, mkz
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Photo credit Ford Motor Company.

Photo credit Ford Motor Company.

Here's Why You Should Go To The Ford Ecoboost Challenge

June 5, 2014

As a car enthusiast, I love attending events that automakers put on to get the average consumer into their cars. That’s because there’s free food, plenty of freebies like headphones, beanies, and caps, as well as the occasional gift card. Manufacturers put on these events because a) if people are willing to sit through hours of timeshare presentations for a $20 radio, there’s people willing to spend an afternoon test driving their products and b) they understand dealerships aren’t exactly the best places for sampling numerous models of their brand’s vehicles. (“Let me get this straight. You want to test drive the A3, A4, A6, and A8?! And you don’t know if you’re buying on a Saturday!? Go bother the Infiniti dealership!”)

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In OPINIONS Tags OPINIONS, features, ford, ecoboost, challenge
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Image credit BMW.

Image credit BMW.

The Next Great Automotive Investment? Manual BMWs.

June 3, 2014

As many people (and by many, I mean fifty) who’ve seen my Twitter profile know, I’ve been on the lookout for the perfect P38 Range Rover (the SUV that managed to reliably keep up with a BMW motorcycle in Tomorrow Never Dies) for a while. Over time, I’ve come to realize this is next to impossible because no P38 Range Rover was perfect when it left the factory, something proven by numerous Google searches on the subject.

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In OPINIONS Tags bmw, OPINIONS, alfa romeo, m3, manual
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I Know How Bugatti Can Sell More Veyrons

March 8, 2014

These days, I continue to read that the rich are becoming richer. After all, haven’t the prices for high-end Manhattan real estate gone through the roof? Doesn’t the Swiss watch industry debut a new $100,000 watch every minute? Isn’t Gulfstream unable to keep up with the pace of G650 orders? Aren’t the Kardashians cornering the market on G-Wagens with each new reality show they produce?

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The LX Is The Odyssey Trim Level To Have

June 11, 2013

Whenever Honda promotes the Odyssey and its multitude of features, the high-end EX-L and Touring versions feature prominently to appeal to parents everywhere. But you're spending too much money for what is essentially a commuter car, work truck, furniture delivery van, ambulance, and bus all in one.

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In OPINIONS Tags OPINIONS, honda, odyssey, lx, minivan
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